Now i know why woman like this sone so much..

[Ninven]

Sing this to the song "I will survive"

SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work!)
Ready... set... go...


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bull****, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!

[Albinos]

*Hands Ninven a fresh package of Duracells and wishes her luck with her new relationship....as it were.

;)

Albinos

[Marina]

BEE!!!!!!!!!

Holy cow! HUGS!

Glad to see you're still kicking!!

Hugs and more hugs!!!

[Albinos]

BEE!!!!!!!!!

Holy cow! HUGS!

Glad to see you're still kicking!!

Hugs and more hugs!!!


hello :) Just looking in to see what is new and I find a song about male inadequacy. Nice, to know things have not changed much since I left. Hee hee.

I have been busy with work and am really ready for summer to come. Here is hoping for a sunny summer and NO FLOODS. :eek:

I hope everyone is well and having fun!

Take care :)

Albinos

[Ninven]

*Hands Ninven a fresh package of Duracells and wishes her luck with her new relationship....as it were.

;)

Albinos

Uhhh... Just looked down intoo my pants, I don't think i need a new relationship..

Or i must getting a sexe operation in Hospital :)

[Marina]

Hehehe...

Ninven is a .. he... although being gnome, it's sometimes difficult to determine at times!

And yes.. NO FLOODS this summer!! Oh my gosh!!!!

Bee, the gather is June27th this year... Same place,, here in Milwaukee.. Just because you're not playing EQ2, doesn't mean you aren't welcome!

Ninven... Maybe not this year.. but next year... Fly over and visit with us! We have plenty of room so you don't have to take a hotel!

[Ninven]

Cool... It will not be this year, buti will take a visit when I can

[Ninven]

[COLOR="Orange"]Hehehe...

Ninven is a .. he... although being gnome, it's sometimes difficult to determine at times!

And yes.. NO FLOODS this summer!! Oh my gosh!!!!

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ehh.. Ninven is a Ogre, Finmakin is a Gnome, i agreed... but he have his nose at the right height.

/em fighting to keep the ladies away from me

[Albinos]

Wierd song for a male to post, but i apologize for the confusion!

Darn ogres......and gnomes....

[Ninven]

I was not offended.. not at all


FEAR THE GNOMISH WRATH.... :D:cool:

[Cerinia]

First off....BEE where the heck ya been!!!!!!!!!!
On the gnome thing.....Mini Me and "Kickstand" come to mind....
Thirdly....I sang this song out loud and lmao

[Albinos]

First off.... BEE where the heck ya been!!!!!!!!!!


Hee hee, did not think anyone even noticed I was gone!

I've given up the MMORPG gaming and am sticking to games I can pick up and put down in quick fashion. I'm getting in better shape and am trying to re-enter the dating game again after a long long "break".

That and work is eating me alive!

I miss the EQ folks and will try to do a better job at checking in now and then.

Thanks for asking!

How are things in your world?

Albinos :)

[Marina]

Bee.. you underestimated your popularity amongst those in game. People (MANY) have asked where you slunk off to and if I had heard from you.

Glad to hear you're trying out the dating thing again! Good luck on that!

Talk to you soon!!

[Mynach]

Bee, remember you're supposed to ah, attend to yourself before a date (that scene from Something about Mary). Just avoid the ear.

Though, I've also heard that ah, "rubbing it in" is supposed to work. So maybe just er, "naturally moisterise" that ear afterwards.

I'm sure Bal' would describe that all that so much clearer. :p

[Caradoc]

... How... I mean how do we get talking about moisturising your fricken ears....

[Mynach]

It's one of those laws. Like Godwins Law that states at some point someone will mention Nazis, I think it must be a clan law that at some point someone will go somewhere in that general vicinity. ;)

[Marina]

... How... I mean how do we get talking about moisturising your fricken ears....

This is Jo... you know....


It's one of those laws. Like Godwins Law that states at some point someone will mention Nazis, I think it must be a clan law that at some point someone will go somewhere in that general vicinity.

And, may I be the first to point out that YOU, Good Sir, had to go and quote Godwin's Law and bring that particular name into the conversation... Therefore... validating his law once again... heheheheh :p

/snickers

Now.. all of ya! Get your arses back into game. Shane's back.. Malcolm's back... we're missing you all and a few others too!

This is said in the most loving manner. Now.. do it!:D

[Albinos]

Marina! You now have 69 posts! I guess you can never post again lest you want to break from the tradition of Clan Mawr suggestive themes! :)

No need to reply...lol

Albi

[Albinos]

Awwww...no more 69 Posts for Marina. Guess she will have to get posting to reach 6969!

[Marina]

I could always change that to a permanent 69..... I have the powers!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D